(Non) Irish Cookbook

Ireland is a great place known for its natural beauty, and friendly people. What about Irish food?

How about some (Non) Native recipies. To make the dishes more palatable, a hunger rating is conveniently provided.

The Curry Style Chicken & Chips

A hearty chicken dish, sure to leave a smile* on your face.

Proceed to buy grossly oversized chicken nuggets, and a bag of large chips. Arrange neatly on a big plate. Drizzle everything with a good dose of sweet & sour curry sauce. Mix well before eating. Ingredients courtesy of macs.

*of disbelief

Hunger rating: Hungry

The Tubes in Dilute Sauce

A warm dish that promises to be as satisfying as it looks.

Raise the heat and boil the tubes. While doing so, rush to the nearest convenience store, purchase a packet of quicksoup, and mushrooms. Dice the mushrooms to bits, stir the soup powder in, and mix thoroughly. Remember to add water liberally.

Hunger rating: Gastric Pains

The Wait-long Mac & Cheese

Probably the centre piece of any meal.

Set the stove to lowest heat settings, ensure the water does not boil. Wait 3hrs till hunger is unbearable. Boil the pasta to desired toughness, and grind the cheese. Remember to add milk and flour, mix thoroughly. Ensure all the cheese has melted, to form a nice gooey paste. Throw in remaining mushrooms for added bite. Good luck with the washing.

Hunger rating: Slight Urges

Only the Leprechauns eat better!

Joel

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